Chipotle Introduces a Revolutionary Solution: The Car Napkin Holder

Organize Your Glove Box with Chipotle's New Car Napkin Holder

Chipotle is releasing a car napkin holder to help people tidy up their glove boxes.

Chipotle, the beloved burrito chain, has always been about more than just drool-worthy food. And now, they’ve taken their innovative spirit to a whole new level. Get ready for the car napkin holder, a game-changer that will revolutionize our messy glove boxes.

Starting tomorrow, you can declutter your car and enjoy some delicious free grub at the same time. This ingenious accessory, priced at a reasonable $30, will come with a complimentary card for a mouthwatering entrée from Chipotle. Who knew tidying up could be so rewarding?

Picture this: a napkin holder made out of faux leather derived from cactus. I mean, talk about environmentally friendly! This sleek contraption attaches to your car’s sun visor, allowing you to conveniently grab a napkin whenever you need one, just like reaching for a tissue from a box of Kleenex. It’s odd, it’s practical, it’s… well, classic Chipotle.

But let’s not forget, my friends, that Chipotle is no stranger to venturing beyond burritos and bowls. In fact, they’ve been running an online retail storefront for quite some time now—filled with goodies for the loyal Chipotle enthusiasts among us. And brace yourselves, because this store has it all!

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Welcome to Chipotle Goods, the exclusive home of the car napkin holder. Here, you’ll find a treasure trove of company-branded products that will make any Chipotle fan weak at the knees. Of course, the classic array of hoodies, t-shirts, and slides abound, but the fun doesn’t stop there. How about lounging on a Chipotle beach towel, clutching a Chipotle-themed bag, or even dressing your bundle of joy in an adorable Chipotbaby onesie? The possibilities are endless!

Oh, and did I mention they have a sterling silver necklace that boldly declares “Extra”? Because of course, a touch of extravagance is a necessity when it comes to all things Chipotle.

Now, my fellow Chipotle enthusiasts, let me offer you a word of caution. When perusing the Chipotle Goods store, choose wisely. Sadly, this haven of branded delights does not accept exchanges. So make sure to double-check your cart before hitting that “checkout” button.

If you’ve ever dreamed of combining organization with gastronomic pleasure, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for. Be among the first to embrace the car napkin holder revolution. Starting November 30th, 9:00 a.m. PT, our glove boxes will forever be thankful.

So, buckle up and get ready to enjoy a new level of road trip cleanliness, compliments of Chipotle. And remember, never underestimate the power of a burrito chain with a knack for inventiveness.

Who’s excited to declutter their glove box in style? Let me know in the comments below! Don’t forget to tag your fellow Chipotle fans who can’t resist a touch of extravagance. Happy napkin grabbing!